| me: | I need to lose weight |
| me: | I need to go on a diet |
| me: | I'm so fat |
| me: | inhales entire bag of doritos |
“Ughh so full! I’m not going to eat for the rest of this week.”
Five minutes later:
(Source: granttgust, via yourconfessions-deactivated2011)
Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
(Source: rachellephant, via oofzitzkigga)